2 nights ago I noticed some loud rumbling sounds in the kitchen. Was listening to music so thought it was a neighbour dragging heavy furniture.

Today it happened again. But I didn't wear headphones this time.

The culprit?

Our cat attacking the draught stop. She used all her strength to try to rip the thing off, resulting in the door, concrete wall, and the kitchen window 3 meters away to all rumble and rattle loudly.

Google Maps vs Royal Parade

Wife: "why did you buy three 5pk of Ferrero Rocher instead of a 16pk?"

Me: "because a 5pk is $5, while the 16pk is $18"

Wife:

Yeah usually the pricing structure is the other way around lol.

Lol

Plot twist: only 1 tree gets used at a time whilst the other sits idle.

So we finally have a bedroom door. (previous apartment didn't have one)

Except we can't close it.

The balls of fur totalling 15kg would scream at the door to be let in, once let in, they would park themselves on my wife and I, one on her side, one on top in between us, one on my side - trapping us in place.

Crowdstrike lol.

I'm just watching the carnage unfold.

Wife and I discussing about a piece of furniture on Facebook marketplace.

The listing has a photo of their dog. So I joked about buying said dog.

Our cat looked extremely offended by that comment.

Good luck Simon

More and more species of human made services are falling victim to this mysterious illness many call enshittification. There's no known cure, but is spreading rapidly among impacted populations.

On the phone in bed.

6kg worth of cat jumped a 2m gap onto the most sensitive part of me.

Cats.

Finally the apartment has cooled down to a more reasonable 24°C. So the cats have started their zoomies.

They have been lethargic and not doing zoomies in the last 3 weeks as the apartment was constantly 31-35°C.