As ever, things that succeed with Musk as the figurehead succeed despite him not because of him.

Trick them in to thinking that the senate building is haunted.

Anyone hardcore enough to still be working at that dumpster fire is there for the long haul, they will follow Formerly Twitter in to the gates of hell, seemingly.

Beautiful. If Kirsty Noem taught us anything, it's that charming stories about animals are all the rage.

I'm pretty anti-brexit, but I'm not sure whether I'm pro-rejoining. Taking the clusterfuck we've landed in and turning it in to somehow an even bigger clusterfuck may not necessarily yield good results and definitely won't be some silver bullet. The massive middle finger we'd justifiably get from the EU should probably give us pause.

You can quit Facebook, just not Meta as an entity.

Is someone trying to cull all the stupid people...?

As much as I love games giving us all these patches, it never feels like a good time to start playing because there keeps being big changes and fixes that you want to be using during your run and not missing out on. There are only so many times I'm going to play through CP2077.

2 million idiots clambering over themselves to preorder this brainfart of a vehicle.

This is just some edgy prick being distasteful for kicks.

If you're comfortable being vaporised and then a single identical clone being created elsewhere then good for you, I guess.

Sheesh. Step it up, America