Watching softcore porn with your friends and family is kind of undesirable.

Famously so in Flint, Michigan. Lead poisoning in water and air is no joke and does serious damage to cognitive ability. Average lead levels in air are still painfully high and it does not go away.

"Hey Google, raise my children."

What a man. Loves his wife despite her not being white. So touching.

"We need you to reconsider... because we already did it and we're just looking for your stamp of approval after the fact."

Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.

I don't think I've ever been excited about the IPO of a company I'm a customer of. This trend continues.

So I don't have to do any of what you're saying in your post, I just have to not do the weird stuff your wife does. Cool.

If we want to outlaw tasteless and offensive music, we'll be here all day.

"The customers love you, your colleagues respect and trust you... but upper management have expressed concerns about your comments around flaying them and their families alive."

See how far you make it down the road because he has a gun... which he will use as a pointing device to politely direct you elsewhere.

I pretty much only chose Lemmy because of the promise of Boost for Lemmy.