Cocodapuf

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Right!

Nice try son.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, this is probably the answer.

"SORRY KID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC. WHAT? IT'S CALLED RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, YEAH YOU'D LOVE IT. WHAT? NO, NOT TILL YOU'RE OLDER"

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Haha, that's a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just "well actually" at him until he stops.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh man... That's the dream. I think I've missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm not sure that's really gonna make the situation better though...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do...

And he immediately responds "STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!"

And I'll never stop doing it

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

His uncle took him to see the movie (a real bullet dodged for me).

I saw the honest trailer for it and decided it was exactly as much of the movie as I needed to see.

https://youtu.be/Rg_jppK1I2Q

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Wow, you actually managed to find the other song I absolutely hate when he plays!

Our neighbor got him started with undertale and let me tell you... He is not good at it, and man does he get angry when he dies.

But his undertale tantrums are another story, for now let me just express how tired I am of hearing the undertake soundtrack which he plays on loop, especially megalovania!

You know I played that game once, I thought it did some clever things, but never again... That boy has ruined it for me.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I do live for those moments...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

That is some damn fine dadding right there. I think this is a perfect plan.

 

Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

They took the wrong one...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Exactly... For Halo 2 and TF2, even if this rig were running at 50% efficiency it could do 200 fps at max settings.

 

A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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