I'd seriously consider a sub that just removed ads if the price is fair. I don't give a shit about premium, red or whatever it's called.

I've heard that it was in the event you lost it, it would eventually disintegrate from the weather. It always to help prevent it from being used by others if found.

Doubtful. I'd rather see a black, silent screen for 30 seconds then an ad for some clone of a game.