Oh no... a perfect peach and a cute smile. You're a gorgeous girl.

That's a perfect peach.

Tie you up, plug you, and make you wait longer.

I really, really would.

Which one? Both?

Both options look absolutely stunning

Then it shouldn't survive. It's not clawing the funds back from Macquarie shareholders, who got paid the funds that should have been used on infrastructure repairs is it?

Aww SatansMaggotyCumFart, that's so sweet and romantic 😊

This is so weird because I installed OrganicMaps literally 2 days ago as part of a house-wide "fuck Google". I've purged all machines of chrome, switched to duckduckgo, and changed my maps app. The "do no evil" has been cordycepys'd into a money fuelled corpo shitstain and deserves to collapse.

Fuck google.

I stand corrected, and while I'm up I salute you sir.

This is just ridiculous. I'm all for a bit of Riker meme but how in the giddy fuck is he supposed to swing his leg over the back of a chair like that? Unrealistic tripe.

Just last week, a car had missed their turn on the motorway, so decided to REVERSE up the hard shoulder.