You grasp at what you thought was a key at first, until you realize there isn't a key there. Someone drew a key onto the floor with black chalk. In hindsight you realize you should have noticed that sooner, like before you even reached down towards it, especially since it's not a particularly well drawn key; you could say it's rather shit, and you can't believe you fell for it.
Imma need a full report and analysis posted on philosophy memes
TL;DR no information about cause of death or why the parents didn't call for emergency services sooner. Investigators speculate that they didn't want police near their home as they didn't call for 4 days and the mother met them at the gate instead of the house. Miranda (child) dead on arrival at ER. Both parents arrested for first degree felony of injury to a child by omission. Per sheriff child was immobile after the injury and lying on a pallet.
Really fucked up parents these are. Some humans don't deserve to have children.
it was an incredibly close shot. looks like he coincidentally moved his head the exact moment the shot rang, if he hadn't he would be gone. factors like windage also play a role. idk which outcome is worse.
what the actual fuck. isn't this borderline entrapment? how is this legal in any way possible?? actual police actually grooming a literal child, just to arrest him for doing the things they literally groomed him to do! holy shit this is unbelievable
Who out here getting three girlfriend 😭
It still produces light though??
This is the worst possible take I've heard this week, probably this year.
You would fuck over thousands of people, in addition to creating a bar of entry for anyone wanting to post a video or start a channel. Like I genuinely don't even know where to begin explaining how bad this take is.
That one skeleton has a fucking cutlass lightsaber
Pretty much yes. Some guy on 4chan made a post detailing why Vaporeon is the best Pokemon to have sexual relations with, and it blew up.
I just want to point out that the description beneath the image in the article is hilarious.
Ah, you just woke up from a midday nap. For a moment there you were a little confused about where you were; it must've been a really good nap. You curl back up on the bench by the broad window out of frame, where the sun was warming your cozy blankets. Just outside, the trees sway gently in the wind, and a herd of deer munch on the grass. Your eyelids grow heavier, and you settle for going back to sleep. There's nothing going on today, so why not? You deserve it. Soon enough, you fall back into the world of dreams,
GAME OVER