I am so glad I switched to edibles for weed and quit smoking/vaping nicotine entirely. My room/clothing no longer stink of pot. My hands don't smell like pot. My breath doesn't smell like pot.
I get that edibles don't jive with everyone, but man they work great for me.
Also as many others have already stated it's mostly just the structural rigidity of the cigarette vs the joint combined with the (still in some places) illegality of the joint that leads to the different holding methods.
I basically offer the back of my hand to any dog that wants to sniff it.
If they seem amenable to petting I go with "safe" back of the head petting and try to gauge their approval rating. Assuming their owner and the dog seem comfortable with it they then get the ol side of the chest patting.
I fuckin love dogs.
I cannot fathom choosing to spend my time doing anything like this if I was the richest man on planet earth.
I would be stoned outta my gourd relaxing in the countryside with some ex model and listening to music or something.
I sure as shit wouldn't be arguing on the Internet with degenerate twitch streamers that can't even bother to pay for a maid even though they are a multi-millionair.
Elon is a sad pathetic man that currently wields entirely too much power.
Former presidents still have secret service details albeit much smaller ones.
They still know state secrets and need to be protected.
Not saying it's insurmountable by any means but it's not like he's gonna just be sitting around completely unprotected in 4 years.