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That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

Eh, I hear it a lot at my job. But that’s because meetings usually go way longer than they should. So anytime it ends early people are quite pleased.

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

In the last episode with 10 seconds left on the clock, magnus Carlson taps your shoulder. “Eh, you’re in my seat. I was up late drinking and dancing while playing lightning chess and missed my alarm.” 9 seconds later he wins. The world is saved.

Water fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.

Wow, rude

Looks like Ben Stiller to me

Fundamental Attribution Error there

I got a toaster oven I always use to reheat pizza. I could use some aluminum foil to prevent cheese drips from falling… or I can let my little pile of charcoal grow.

Has protection from all colors?!? You think you can resist the pride flag!

I’ll never understand you burnt dust lovers. I want my teeth to sink into a delicious warm and gooey inside that showcases all the juicy oil and milk inside.

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”