Darkmuch

We had them in the first half, but we lost it on the second.

I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

It stresses me out at times how many people want to keep track of me. Let me disappear and go off the grid. I should be glad that they care… but I’m really not. It makes me feel guilty. So many days I wish to just vanish without a trace.

Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

https://youtu.be/YPiL3-CYzWk

The Propaganda around torture is so infuriating. There is this myth that good men torture and evil wilts before them giving out secrets. But good men can’t be broken under torture because they are just sooooo heroic. Reality is cruel men torture because they can. Truth information? Nah.

That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

Eh, I hear it a lot at my job. But that’s because meetings usually go way longer than they should. So anytime it ends early people are quite pleased.

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

In the last episode with 10 seconds left on the clock, magnus Carlson taps your shoulder. “Eh, you’re in my seat. I was up late drinking and dancing while playing lightning chess and missed my alarm.” 9 seconds later he wins. The world is saved.

Water fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.

Wow, rude

Looks like Ben Stiller to me