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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 6 days ago

this is truly a reddit moment isn't it

[–] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Pineapplego

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

pineappo 😊

[–] 90s_hacker@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I have a man,

I have pineapple,

Pineappleman?

Penpineappleappleman?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through through

BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

[–] plerwf@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Such is mango

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

What a disaster.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 6 days ago

No, this is a lemon

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

son, I'm gonna blow (and then act like I don't know no body)

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 123 points 1 week ago (11 children)

This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Shame Im only reading it now :/

Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

[–] originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It's funny now

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

I really loved it thanks

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

3am is a state of mind.

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

mango?

that's a pineapple.

ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

It's not even a women

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, that's not an ...apple.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] konalt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

That's a watermelon

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pinecone? I don't get it...

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 21 points 1 week ago

Man, an ass

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sigh

☝️

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Orange you glad the man go?

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'll be glad if the orange man go

[–] angband@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Is this loss?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Man come

Weird orange

[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Cotton eye joe

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He's just saying his safe word after coming

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago

This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

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