overview for Dave2

How about you continue this for him, dear Viewer by Dave2 in c/catposting@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 22 hours ago

They make this wrrr sound

taste by Dave2 in c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

I am somehow both..?

Krang rule by Dave2 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

218

Meme tax, r(ule)ant below (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

27 comments fedilink

Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? by Dave2 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 241 points 1 month ago

Reminded me of the high geologist post So here it is

Why rule by Dave2 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 month ago

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

Anon goes to the store after turning 18 by Dave2 in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 1 month ago

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

shag carpet by Dave2 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 121 points 1 month ago

It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

Oxygen by Dave2 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 1 month ago

This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.

House spiders by Dave2 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 months ago

So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

Swift rule by Dave2 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 months ago

(Doesn't doubt it for second)

Swift rule by Dave2 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 2 months ago

If you told me this was true I wouldn't doubt it for a second

Horny Rule by Dave2 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 3 months ago

Let them fuck eachother, I am busy