people need to take a step back and realize we have the capability to trap quasi-omnipotent quasi-demons in our personal computers

yeah they lie a lot and rarely do what you want them to, but that's just what demons do

And it's all powered by some dark crystals created with light magic that slowly poison the planet

that's some arcane bullshit

they have been demoted to a bccountant

I love diving in aviation fuel. The fuel tank seats are genuimely the most relaxing. Like an isolation tank, except you get to slosh up against the other passergers every time the aircraft makes a maneuver. nice, cozy, intimate, communal and lubey experience.

obviously this makes no sense evolutionarily, they must have been created by mermaids to make various instruments out of their shells.

it's called executive dysfunction

of course the moon exists, but it is hollow. it is a reptilian space ship and arrived 12.8k years ago

times I have been successful: 1) wearing trashbag, 2) wearing a nerd costume, 3) wearing the ugliest fit I could find

I think he may be onto something

new world ending scenario just dropped: egg maximizer AI

This made me realize, talking to people is like forcefully inserting you thoughts into their brain without their consent. People should just stop talking in general IMO.

well, when you're at the bottom, the only way is up