A wire coat hanger shoved into the back of the TV to get it working

Going next door to borrow the phone because you've been downloading something all day and didn't want to lose it

Being hyper aware of the current status of the street lights in summer evenings

As a religious person, I will absolutely sleep with your partner while you're stuck in traffic.

I love a nap. I'm always sleepy, and if you're stuck in traffic and I'm bored, imma be sleepin.

You're forgetting lizard, and Spock.

Stuff is fantastic. I've never felt like I had such a luxurious mane before. ... The constant cravings for sugar cubes have become problematic, but that may just be from being raised in the south. Lol

At my last job, each Thanksgiving they'd give everyone a turkey sandwich from some catering company. It came with a little ketchup cup sized thing of potato salad,babs a pickle. you could opt for a veggie alternative. They would charge you 20 dollars for this on your next check.

The highest paid employee made 8.75.

I opted out.

This is my favorite car talk yet.

Typically, your shift is just an hour longer/shorter. Though, I've worked for companies that tried to scam me, and pay me for 8 hours on the night with 9 hours, under the guise that they would pay me 8 hours on the night with 7. Nope. I don't trust your ass, and I don't know that I'll still be working here in 6 months. I'll take my $8.75 for tonight, tyvm.

I'd watch the hell out of that, and it's I unironically an excellent name.

Getting screwed by a dude I had no interest in, in the back of my car, after driving him to his family's house an hour away.

That's funny, I have found zero furry porn in my feed browsing all. Tons of boobs and poonaynay, but nary a fursona, and exceptionally few penii.

Mr. Data's bussy is versed in a broad variety of...pleasuring.

Sadly this is missing the "worf is a terrible father" slice of the pie.