I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

"like a dipSHYIT"

If somebody wrote these guys as characters in a book, they'd be laughed at for how campy and unrealistic they are.

Honestly, furry art wouldn't even be remarkable as a scandal at this point.

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn't lose his job over it.

How do I subscribe for more garlic facts?

I think the GOP intentionally spews some ridiculous shit like this every so often to make their regular shit look less crazy.

The video shows one officer pointing a gun at Bushnell

Sounds about right.

Ok, I ate the onion on this one.

I kept reading the article trying to find the reason why DB is so crappy now, only to realize that a 10 minute delay is catastrophic by German standards. I'd love to just have any kind of public transit near me.

In a few years he might qualify for a work-release program through Four Seasons Landscaping.