Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

The random spacing and line breaks are the chef's kiss.

The Craft. I'm pretty sure Fairuza Balk is responsible for awakening my goth fetish.

Just imagine the carnage if his hands had been just slightly larger.

You better lose yourself in the music

Minor nitpick: the primer in the botched dummy cartridge wasn't enough to fire the bullet, but it was enough to unseat to it from the case and lodge it in the barrel. Later, a normal blank cartridge was fired while the bullet was still stuck in the barrel. The powder in the blank was enough to dislodge the bullet and propel it to lethal velocity.

Power move

I enjoy fixing things, even other people's shit, so I categorize that time as entertainment instead of work. It's time I'd otherwise be using to doomscroll on Lemmy.

I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

Right? When did we start becoming concerned with a public service being "profitable"? I've heard this applied to the US Postal Service a lot recently.