Gorgeous. Her boobs are so round and inflated that she has no sag and massive cleavage with no external support. Who is she?

They are three different people, just closely related.

I have long held that if you can touch them, they're real. That said, I'm pretty confident all three of them are all-natural.

Not me. She is @analinaxxx on various platforms.

I really like that you call yourself a bimbo.

I think it's Anzhelita Sergeeva (@summerlovesummerl)

Their skincare not up to your standards?

There was a time, circa 2010, when breastaurants were the fastest-growing sector of the retail market. It seemed like they might come to dominate the service sector and turn all bars and restaurants into breastaurants, all coffee shops into bikini barista joints, etc.

Every year, hundreds of thousands of people in the US alone pay an average of around $7000 apiece for fake boobs. Getting them for the price of an old digital camera would actually be a hell of a deal.