Is the name of your girlfriend mickey by any chance?

This almost looks AI generated, awesome picture!

Religion people are trying to sell you stuff too so same difference

This is more correct

I sweat too much If I use anything but shorts in summer

Yes it came out snarkier than what I would have wanted

A shame most people are trained by both the school system and society to just take things at face value

Ive never played DnD, what's the mechanic behind this?

Oh wow I haven't played a bard yet, I thought they all got instantly triggered if you took the idol

Wait that's a thing? How does the bard distract absolutely everyone?

Not that bad when you sail the high seas

Surely absolutely everything in life is about political bipartism!