Have you tried weed?

Let's see. Stole from the working class, apologized when he returned all their shit, suffered no consequences, advocates for Christmas, sells merch.

Sounds like Capitalist Orthodoxy to me

That's what the blinking red light on top is for.

Also it's a fixed object. It ain't gonna be a surprise when it's just sitting there. I don't hear hear them whining that we should mow down the Rockies.

Somebody (scishow I think) did a breakdown on YouTube on gift giving, but the short answer is that most people are perfectly fine with cash.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

It was a Tuesday night when Throg took Six Feathers as a prisoner during a raid on the human camp.

C

No you don't, but you could. Now, you're going to cover those medical costs, right?

Hey those shareholders and executives ain't gonna exploit themselves.

Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn't a white male, because is the world we live in.

The system will always protect itself.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like "contains dairy" on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.