It's a lyric from an Abba song, "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?".

Nothing a good wash can't fix!

You know what you did, you fiend.

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

Thank you for sharing, it's a lovely memory.

It's basically just duck junk food. https://www.uu.nl/en/background/what-to-feed-ducks-according-to-science Probably not an issue if they don't get too much, and still get plenty of good quality food in. I'd still rather give them something good for them, but I'm glad it's not as terrible as it seems.

Jesus Christ. "This safety feature is so goddamn inconvenient!"

Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

Yes, that's the noise my cat makes if I wake her up, it's adorable.

As a millennial, it will always be a no. It will forever have a Middle Aged Maths Teacher on Holiday vibe to it for me.

His front legs have a deformity and they're being splinted to straighten them.

This sounds totally reasonable, maybe the time frame is even a little too long for people over 80. Like it or not, your body, sight, reflexes etc do change.