It's like the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree

A certain former president has entered the chat

Titane. If I had been told beforehand that a woman being fucked by a car would be the least messed up part of the movie, I'm not sure I'd have believed it; however, that movie has burned it's way into my head like few others have.

And coming up next we'll continue our five second song challenge. We're into hour three without a winner...

I go with whatever giant bag I can grab at Costco.

They're called cum gutters.

I love my nuggies as much as the next self respecting autistic, but I've bitten into too many bones to stay with the dinos... Even if they'd slap with the air fryer now. 😢

Let's not forget how much they cost the taxpayer when their stupid government overreach loses in lawsuits.

I used Reddit partly because I didn't want to pay for porn.

Settle it in The Colosseum boys!

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