"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Isn't this happening mostly over Jersey? And why doesn't the night sky look like Baghdad, circa 2003..?

Ark is a masterclass on how to make a video game that's actively hostile towards its user base.

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I'm beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

Ray Man! Aw!

Fighter of the White Man! Aw!

Champion of your bum!

Jingle chain 🎶

Jingle chain🎵

Jingle chain of command! 🎶

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

  • Pastor David Barnhart
[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Such a loving family photo! You can see how much Dad loves his lil tyke! Just look at how he's dragging him along by the forearm like luggage. Truly, father of the year material, here before our very eyes.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 days ago

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago

When i worked at a ski basin, I called that "working from dark to dark," and i hate it so fucking much.

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