Actually I'm subscribed to some right wing newsletters for lols and they sent an email just yesterday complaining about the 2020 "fraud"

I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations

I was recently behind a woman in the queue at a hardware shop, asking for advice because her landlord had painted white gloss on the inside of her bath

It'll cool you down a bit but I've never seen any evidence of freezing. There's been experiments on animals and also people have survived vacuum exposure before. According to this animals will survive 90 seconds of vacuum. No mentions of turning into ice like the movies.

I watch NFL from the UK where none of this applies, you can get a subscription service that covers all games. I went to my friend's house to watch it once, but his TV didn't have the right app so I went to cast it from my phone. The app blocked casting. Maybe watch it from a laptop with HDMI? Also didn't work.

We pirate now.

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

The CD-Keys website changes the tab title to "We miss you" when the tab loses focus. Pisses me off enough to close it every time.

One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said "Why do you have this drawer of random cables?"

FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH

Every time I see this guy, I chuckle at the fact he needs a stage name to sound working class because "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is definitely a person who shops at Waitrose

Pretty funny that when I was younger it made sense that Lisa could be president because she's really smart. In reality, Bart probably has the better chance. I feel a "im14andthisisdeep" post brewing...

This is meaningless if it drives back on the same roads. "You can drive for 30 hours on a roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire without ever leaving the roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire"