This brings me back to the days when we wished we could punch someone via the internet.

I'd get one if it was like $300 less

I think you might just have weak arms then.

Birds are like this too. I wish they could understand a lot of things humans eat will poison them.

Search through document for a long ass list of keywords to find large amounts of scummy bullshit hidden within meaningless fluff bullshit. Alternative terminology potentially ensues for making it more confusing.

I know a few people that hide them in their bike frames. Will it tell bike thieves that the tag hidden in the stolen bike is following them?

If I was nearly as in to gaming as I was back in the day I would dust off and raise my jolly old flag.

Shopify became noticably shittier when they started pushing their useless shitty app that just makes things more of a hassle and no businesses ever get better after they peak

Is there a description of what this is and what it is for for dumdums? I don't really get what it is from the website.

This reads like a high school essay made in the absolute last minute before it was due and the kid couldn't come up with anything worthwhile to write about.

I can't visualize how this would be anything other than really inconvenient

I have almost my whole family on opensuse tumbleweed and even my mom can hit the update button in the notification panel. One brother on arch and the other on windows. Guess which computer I'm reluctant to touch even with gloves on. And it has nothing to do with the operating system, it's genuinely disgusting.