the primary habit of successful people is fucking over ignorant poor people who don't realize they're being fucked over

Free small fry at McDonald's if the lethal injection is botched

That doesn't go with the song at all

Well damn, I sure hope none of his "fellow educators" gets sick

Outdoor cats when you're in a hurry

I've heard that Reddit is trying to kill that too so people will use their godawful search feature instead. I got a prompt from the site to take a survey about it sometimes last month and that's what people were theorizing that it was about.

That ruins the whole show's continuity, now the episode where Joey is consumed by the infernal smog will just feel like it's coming out of nowhere.

As if advertisement wasn't already the most insidious part of everyday life, now they're also laughing at us and the capitalist hellscape they've put us in.

Can we add a clause that Kid Rock may not receive any of the money?

I believe they're implying that those jokes are actually a perfect metaphor for what the writers are striking about.

I'm starting to wonder what the fuck is going on at Hulu's writing offices because Solar Opposites is also filled with jokes about Hulu.

I think the next step is to announce privatization of subreddits. Take a week to get all active members approved and then go private until they take the protests seriously or the site just stops growing and dies off