KIDS TODAY AND THEIR TWELVE HUNDRED GENDERS. BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD LIQUIDS, SOLIDS, AND GASSES. AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH IT.

"Boil the stock until it's a time crystal."

"Cool your water into a Bose-Einstein condensate with no friction."

Statements made by utter lunatics.

I definitely have had this exact thing happen to me several times as well.