HorikBrun

joined 8 months ago
[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 21 points 6 days ago

Every day, I see headlines that make me wonder how The Onion hasn't gone out of business.

I mean, how do you even compete?

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

The worst ones are... radioactive, or asbestiform. So....

Kyanite is harmless but nasty.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago

We once found a group of bio students on a field trip.

We pranked up their van and took incriminating pictures.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 66 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I notice how geologists are not even in the conversation.

It's because we are all outside playing in the dirt.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 8 points 1 week ago

Library (the best indoor 3rd place of all time), and outdoors.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago

Am science, can confirm

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 101 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 18 points 1 month ago

These are so unbelievably accurate.

 

"Stick," as a tool, is basically the Finglonger

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 37 points 2 months ago

I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don't feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let's start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

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