HorikBrun

Every day, I see headlines that make me wonder how The Onion hasn't gone out of business.

I mean, how do you even compete?

The worst ones are... radioactive, or asbestiform. So....

Kyanite is harmless but nasty.

We once found a group of bio students on a field trip.

We pranked up their van and took incriminating pictures.

I notice how geologists are not even in the conversation.

It's because we are all outside playing in the dirt.

Library (the best indoor 3rd place of all time), and outdoors.

Am science, can confirm

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

These are so unbelievably accurate.

I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don't feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

Let's start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.