I'll have the chicken

You want that alphabetically or chronologically?

Or catching the same movie in different places over the course of a month before HBO changed its lineup.

What's that? Our website is unusable on mobile? Lucky for you we have a handy dandy little app!

I don't use any home assistant technology but I feel like yelling "Hail Satan!" into an empty room and getting a response would be fun

They also said "Chocolate without slavery? That's unpossible!"

And then there are prebiotics, but what's a postbiotic?

Per Wikipedia:

According to the University of the People, they charge no tuition fees but students must pay some administrative fees to cover course assessments, ranging from $2,460 for an associate's degree (two years) to $4,860 for a bachelor's degree (four years). These include processing fees for applications and final exam assessments.

The university does not participate in federal financial aid programs, but it does offer scholarships to eligible students

Hearing a song that you've downloaded playing on the radio, surprised it didn't skip in that one spot

Where's the slide?

Got a guy at work who gets frustrated when he has to repeat himself because someone was listening to something. Well guess what - even if I wasn't listening to something I'd be so far in my own head you'd have to repeat yourself anyway.

Their podcast ads are the worst. "Why take care of everyday things when you can pretend to gamble!?!"