Phosphorus?
He's an elderly geezer now, not an energetic creative youth.
At least kids eventually leave, with pets you get to watch them slowly waste away and die in the most expensive ways possible.
That slapped me right across the face, the company that makes the shit CAM software I use has been busy shoveling AI into every crack for the last year instead of addressing the decade's worth of actual user requests.
I hate everything about it.
And soon after that, you'll be stocking your own shelves, then you'll be driving the forklift in the back store...
Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do... this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.
I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.
What is this person's diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?
What? And see vagina twice in your life!?
Damn was JD ever in Montreal?
Mirrors face, fingers point.