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Trump drives European governments to Microsoft alternatives: What Germany, France, Denmark, the Netherlands, Switzerland and Austria are planning in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking right they drop the shithole that is microsoft! About damn time

rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

AMONGUS

[Memopotamia Monday] 𐎭𐎠𐎬𐎤 in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

𐎢

AMONGUS

Your guide to a new Music Streaming service (Reworked) in c/degoogle@lemmy.ml

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm actually one of the rare only SoundCloud users.. The way I like to discover music can only be done on SoundCloud. I've been with them for 9 years now

*Permanently Deleted* in c/android@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is pretty accurate lmao

Oh goddammit in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what Ameliorated is doing... Getting rid of that very thing.

Oh goddammit in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I am aware, but I think I rather stick with an unsafe system than a spying but 'secure' system. New Ameliorated versions accounted that and you can update whenever you like. I just haven't gone through the trouble of a fresh install..

hate-fuck cars in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even a train intersection is smaller

Okay Jan-Willen. We're safe in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Doe mij maar een theetje met een stroopwafel!

Oh goddammit in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And then there's me who's been running an old build of Ameliorated (21H1) without windows update

The Legends is among us in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

AMONG US

Open source washing in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AMOGUS

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/copypasta@sh.itjust.works

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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stonks (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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