ImADifferentBird

I honestly doubt the Supreme Court will bother to hear his case. Even the right sees him as a clown at this point.

Men's Casino Gauntlet Match
Darby Allin returns as the Joker card and wins

Women's Casino Gauntlet Match
Britt Baker returns as the Joker card, Willow Nightingale wins

Tag Team Match
Swerve Strickland & Will Ospreay win, I can't see them out of the title picture for a year and disposing of the EVP position as a plot device makes sense to me

AEW World Tag Team Title Three Way Match
The Patriarchy wins due to dissension between Hurt Syndicate and MJF

AEW TNT Title Match
Kyle Fletcher needs this, and Cole has done nothing with it, so he gets it

AEW Continental Title / AEW International Title / AEW Unified Title Match (vacant)
Kenny Omega

AEW Women's World Title Match
Toni Storm hands Mercedes her first L

AEW World Title Texas Death Match
Adam Page. Dear god, please.

Rush and carny shit.

Name a more iconic duo.

I had hoped they learned their lesson about the "interim title" thing after the Punk/Mox affair. It's something that seems like a good idea, but ends up becoming a political minefield. Better to just strip the title and give the former champ an automatic shot when they return.

Also, hope Red Velvet gets well soon. I hate to see anyone get injured, and she is definitely an underrated talent.

Lucha Underground was absolutely brilliant, I agree. Nothing like it before or since.

If you haven't before, I recommend you check out AEW. Speaking for myself, it's everything I love about wrestling without everything I hate about WWE.

I expect that tune will change once one endorses Zohran Mamdani.

Nah. You fuckers voted for mass deportation, you fucking own it.

You just thought it wouldn't happen to the people you care about. You didn't care if it happened to other people.