Because that's what his owner named him.

Dodge attack

We need him on the field ASAP.

I left Twitter in the beginning of the Nazi Elon Musk buying it. That whole site is toxic bullshit by design. I was only there for the sports anyway.

Nope, different story line. Enjoy away.

Clearly the work of Soundwave

It never ceases to amaze me how both groups think we give a fuck about their bulshit.

I'll never forget, when I was in high school I dated a christian girl. I was being a good bf and went to church stuff with her. I remember the youth group acting holier than thou about being abstinent and staying virgins. Meanwhile, the gf and I have been fuckinh like rabbits for months. Fast forward, I break up with her and the next guy gets her pregnant. The church youth group threw her a baby shower. Like WTF!?
I know the is more hypocrisy, but still. Just awful people, christians.

Spit is great for lube, plus it's free!

All republicans are evil.