I’d sniff your farts.

What’s going on with your mouth and hand there?

Where’s the boobs?

She seems fun.

I’m pretty sure he filters his dick too.

Mark the gender, bro.

That thing almost poked my eye out.

The brunette, she looks like she could be trained to sustain herself on my ejaculate.

Blondie if it was for a one night stand but the brunette I’d marry and have a dozen kids with.

I’d suckle on the larger one all night.

I love when my partner pisses on me.

Especially if they eat something that makes it smell different like asparagus or coffee.

This reminds me of the time I bought a bottle of Adderall to study for my midterms and ended up wasting a week doing shit like this and masturbating.

When are you going to film with other men?