Uhm. GoT isn't exactly the first to use this expression...
Good time to plug Dara O'Brian: don't do that. One day you're gonna have kids and need these words in their normal context. Your kid is gonna come in with muddy shoes and you're all "oh my. You're a dirty girl." and then you'll ask yourself wtf you just said to your own kid.
Some words and expressions need to stay with their original meaning! These include:
- dirty,
- naughty and *tone of voice breaks*
- do what daddy tells you!
Tonight it's just you, me, a bottle of olive oil and a "seven step program".
Your description sounds so nice and fair - allowing everyone to take full control of their wealth.
So let me ask you: when was the last time you successfully negotiated the price of your groceries or utilities?
You don't. Because that "fairness" only exists between entities of equal power.
Capitalism is an amazing engine to produce wealth. But it's also extremely opposed to the idea of distributing it.
Which makes the integral sign ∫ a non-discrete for-loop
Off course, fellow human!
I like to explain this phenomenon as the free cake effect.
Say you set up a food stand with a sign "free cake". It doesn’t matter how many cakes you baked, people will keep showing up until all the cake is gone.
For the people who don't want to squint at a weird format image:
- Communism: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk
- Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk (someone here has a very benign definition of fascism)
- Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor who had none.
- Bureaucratism: You have two cows. The state takes both, kills one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
- Tradition Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one to buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the profit.
- Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option to buy one more.
- French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want two.
- Italian Corporation: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch
- Swiss Corporation: You have 500 cows. None of them belong to you. You just charge for storing them.
- American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce milk like 4 cows. You hire an independent consultant to determine why the cow died.
- Indian Company: You have 2 cows. You worship them.
- Irish Company: You have 2 cows. One of them is a horse.
- Australian Company: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
- Iraqi Company. You have no cows. Noone believes you. The US bombs the crap out of you and invades your country. You still have no cows but at least you have a democracy now.
- British Company: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
- Greek Company: You have 2 cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eath both. The banks call to collect their milk but you cannot deliver. The IMF loans you 2 cows. You eat both. The banks and the IMF call to collect their milk. You're out getting a haircut.
- Chinese Company: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and max bovine productivity. You arrest the journalist who reported the real situation.
Russian copium brigade out for a special typing operation
Oh boy. My current employer had an app built inhouse over 18 months I think. Nobody cared to be involved in the reviews providing nothing more than "good good" until the thing was done. Then suddenly everything was "ugly and not what they wanted". An external company was hired who promised to rebuild it from scratch in 3 months. The internal devs were shuffled around, many quit. 2 years later the external company finally releases version 1 and celebrates themselves as absolute heroes. The were then set to work on taking over the current project the internal team had been working on... They again changed everything and made pretty much everyone on the team leave. That was another 2 years ago and they are getting close to release which no doubt will be celebrated again.
Luckily my work is a whole lot more specialized and the consultants we work with are actually competent and not greedy.
Republicans are probably fully on board with these new charges. I hear they have quite the obsession with former white house residents deleting stuff that pertains to the government from private systems...