Lmfaoooo
As fucking awful and dystopian as this shit is, I know one particular motherfucker who is about to get his shit rocked administration style.
Welder I worked with at the coast guard was the laziest, most disgusting individual I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He would regularly take 45+ minute "bathroom breaks" where he would sit in the stall on the phone with his wife or even straight up go to sleep sitting on the toilet. On the few occasions he actually needed to go, he would STILL TALK ON THE PHONE TO HIS WIFE.
WHAT THE ACTUAL GROWN UP FUCK.
I cannot fucking fathom a universe in which it is ever permissible to chitchat on the phone at work with your spouse while taking a shit. Never have I seen such little class or dignity in a professional setting. I asked my super about it and he said they've tried talking to him about it and he just does not see any problem with his behavior. Any other industry would get rid of him in a fucking heartbeat but government was always so scared of any kind of discrimination or cultural insensitivity complaint that they never addressed it. Now?
Now that guy is super fucked and it couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit.
Lmaoo
Fuckin who?