GeoGuessr person:"ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?"

Caller: "I'm just looking for a gas station"

I can rumble my eardrums. Mostly useless unless i wanna block out some annoying sound but i can only do it for like a minute at a time.

Literally anything. If I have a specific time to be at a specific place my whole day is ruined.

I tried to clean out my closet last month. I got most everything out of the closet and lost motivation. Most of my closet is still scattered around my room a month later. Maybe next weekend...

Make sure you're actually registered, even if you think you already are. A lot of states have been "cleaning up" their voting registries .

I'm just going to leave this here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

Ok "Holy fucking shit!" It is then.

I can't believe something that was used as Medieval torture is just something that's happening casually in a modern day prison. Makes me sick to be a part of this planet sometimes.

Me spending 20 minutes, creating a character in Skyrim only to turn it sideways to show a nose that would make Cyrano de Bergerac blush

Hidden passageways in all the rooms. Every room will be connected via an intricate maze of crawlspaces, slides, ladders, and all manner of hidden passages. Sure i could use the stairs like a normal person to get to the living room, or i could pull a book off the shelf to reveal a trap door in the floor that leads to a slide downstairs.

This takes me back to the glory days of stumbleupon.