MelodiousFunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seconded, and same for thumbnails while scrolling. In gif-heavy communities it just bogs things down.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You know what worked for me? Getting passably good at singing the Bowie parts. It's like the parts that want to get stuck are in opposition with the Bowie parts and there's some mental tussling then suddenly the song is over and you're free.

It also works well at confusing the shit out of people at parties who all want to sing along yet seemingly never got the memo that the song is a duet.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just some horse balls is all.

Those went into the peach cobbler.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And just think, rural Oregon aspires to be under Idaho's stewardship.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

...says you.

Signed,
Shareholders

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh, no mockery intended on my part. I was just trying to make sure all of the elements got equal representation.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me: watches TNG episode

Risa: memes that exact episode

Me: trek-equivalent-of-fry-suspicious.gif

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Congrats! It's good to see some Zelda II love. It took me years to beat this as a kid, and you bet your ass I got some tips from Nintendo Power lol. To this day it's still one of my favorite NES games.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Meanwhile, modern Wendy's is all, "Here's three patties on a greasy bun slathered in ketchup/mustard/mayo, and if you manage to take a bite it's all gonna come sliding out the other side like bloody pus. Comes with bacon as an option, too. Don't forget your quart of sugar water."

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

It's always "on paid leave" and never "on fire."

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I worked in a "datacenter" where the humidifier function for the HVAC unit was turned off because it leaked under the floor into an adjoining office when it was trying to humidify. Management refused to fix the unit due to the cost, and saw no issue with running the room with relative humidity in the teens all winter. Madness.

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