I figured Gen Z is the lemon in this case.

Her brain sure isn't.

Me, before clicking the link (because kbin doesn't handle inline thumbnails well): If that's the entry for "twelve cloaking warbirds" I swear...

The millions of people that get infected with one or more of the above but not diagnosed:

"Man, I had a really bad cold. Felt awful. Had to go to work though, was out of sick days and the boss couldn't/wouldn't find other coverage."

This is about as coherent an argument as you're gonna find on the topic.

Pucklings.

If anyone needs me I'll be over here, dead.

Is it the half that wants to be annexed by Idaho? It is, isn't it?

Who educated them?

I think the most common answer for this topic would be, "No one, really." Except maybe energy marketing/ads. You know, the folks that brought us "clean coal" and "fracking is totally safe and will definitely not bork your groundwater."

When my fiancé was shopping for a car a few years ago, I asked the salesperson "so how do you turn off connectivity?" while they were showing off the whiz-bang infotainment systems. Nobody could answer the question, and most didn't understand why anyone would want to turn it off.

Kids that grow up hungry are more likely to enter the workforce early, doing the low-wage "essential role" jobs that the capital class desperately needs bodies for. Breaking the cycle of poverty is a big no-no for the 1%.

Gotta give them points for snake oil creativity though. Their nonsense is much more entertaining than hearing "invisible sky wizard did it" as the answer to every question for millennia.

"Okay, fine. On three... One... Two... ... ... ... ..."

four hours later, we are still not sure if they're waiting for the other to blink, have bluescreened, or both