Towards the end she would not eat her normal cat food at all. I could only get her to eat human food like tuna, cheeses smoked kippers, and fresh catnip, so at least she went out high with a full belly

Biden is a manchurian candidate says the guy sucking putins dick

Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo

They're just going where their hearts taking them, after all they can do anything

That or humanitarian daily rations, they're much more cost effective and readily available than MREs, and specifically used for humanitarian crisis

I'd also like to add gerontocracy, oligarchy, and corptocrasy

The odds of any politician regulating and taxing billionaires is laughable. Itd probably end up being easier to line them up tbh

Ghetto pizzas. Make some toast put tomato sauce or ketchup on it then sprinkle with cheese. You can nuke it to melt the cheese or if you want to spend more effort pop it in the oven. Also if you have more than 2$ you can put toppings like veggies and pepperoni on it.

Edit I just remembered another poorman meal I used to eat all the time. Boil ramen and strain. Add tomato sauce and cheddar. It's like really shitty spaghettios or regrettios if you will. Cheap filling and full of sodium

Roasting yourself alive to own the libs