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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

They call the fingers but I never seen em fing …. Woah, there they go

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People named Lana: 😒

People named Kcidymkcus: 😏

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I know a guy whose actual name is Anal. It means fire in our native language lol. Not a nice name to have when you're (unfortunately) in the US.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A lot of people (including the prime minister lol) are called Dick in the Netherlands.

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[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bangla. But it's a loan word from Sanskrit (i.e. Tatsama), so it's the same in many north Indian languages as well. I don't think it's used as a name outside of Bengal, though. (It's pronounced like Awnawl in Bangla, and Awnawlawh in Sanskrit.)

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

anal & suckmydick for those wondering

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

People named Hannah

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

People named "Grerg"

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

People named A dog, a panic, in a pagoda:

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

adogap a ni, cinap a, god A

A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Hrmmm, the commas aren't in the same place.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That depends on your definition of the same place. They haven't moved...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

People named "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bob would be a more common alternative.

[–] bob@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

Kid named Regnif

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

People name Naomi.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago

People named "Bob."

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what a bumdaƨƨ is

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

It's a past tense slang for anal.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

People named "Ada"

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Danger zone!

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Du bist von hinten wie von vorne.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Racecar is a pathetic human name

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People named Emanpuedamylsuoivbosihtgnisreverrehtobneveuoydidyhw...

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I actually just read it backwards!

Only took maybe twice as much effort as pasting it in a text reversing site.😏

[–] hex@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Lymadeupname?

OH MY GOD.

ObviouslyMadeUpName, not ObviousLymadeupname. I got stuck on that for like 2 minutes until I wrote it down in this comment lol.

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

People named "Tenet"

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

People named: A man a plan a canal Panama

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My deamon was named by my parents' deamon

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

People named MarjorieiorjraM...

[–] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Dammit im maD

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

When Lucasarts was making a lot of Star Wars games we tryed to make ourselves Star Wars names by anagramming our government names.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

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[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Les Rach. Sounds like “Let’s Rock.” As a demon name, this tracks.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the demon name sounds like car sell, which is accurate because all car sale people are demons

[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I just realized that my dumb ass misspelled my own damn name (Charles, not “Charsel”). And y’know what? I’m leaving it up. This is what happens when you flirt with the demonic, kids. 🌈⭐️

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