Ladies, Gentlemen, and things not contained by those terms.

I believe we have become too credible.

This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.

Got that dog in me.

Poor bastard.

Wife went from "aww you're too cute to kill" to "alright you little shit feed the kraken" in exactly 2 hours.

It's her favorite game of all time. She's at around 100 hours.

Thank you. I needed this.

Sony generally doesn't allow refunds, meaning the only recourse is to issue a charge back. They'll ban you for that.

Pride of Pride, standing by and bi.

Saw his bad ending and decided on a running start.

It's not really a venn diagram, more of a boldly outlined circle.

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

Hell yeah