N0body

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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anthony Bourdain hit hard. I always thought of him as having the best job on earth. He got to see the best of the world and show it to everyone.

It just goes to show we all wrestle with our demons. Don’t ever be afraid to reach out for help.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Apparently, the Russians moved a lot of their best bombers far from the front when they realized they were exposed to strikes, so Ukraine hit them with some James Bond, 4D chess operation they’d been planning for a year and a half.

Those bombers had been terrorizing Ukrainian cities, destroying defensive fortifications, and are a key part of the Russian nuclear threat.

Whatever weapons and money everyone is sending Ukraine, double it.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump is starting to lose the parasite class. He markets himself as a billionaire, but he’s a real estate con man. He has no idea how their world operates.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

“Look, we need big number to go up for the people who pay us to pretend to run the country. If some of you peasants die a little early, that’s fine with us. You’re going to vote for us anyway, because you’re afraid that supporting workers’ rights will somehow turn you gay. Btw, stay on social media. It’s very good for you.”

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think, therefore I am.

Consciousness is what both observes and chooses. It’s discernment and will. Though measuring that objectively is obviously an issue.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The press is suddenly shocked to find out something that was common knowledge. Elon is a junkie and a madman. A tornado of chaos. He always has been.

His handlers became unable to contain it after he bought Twitter, and now here we are. Looking a lot like he’s going to be the scapegoat for the coming recession.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Microsoft has always mostly worked. They’re working overtime to get rid of the mostly.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s all AI now. They check the decibel level of how loudly you scream at the workers who have nothing to do with the actual problem. Whoever screams loudest gets access to the secret Karen fleet.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The actual facts and immigration status don’t matter. They’re after skin color. The first few waves of people going to El Salvador are test cases.

Trump and his Cabinet misfits who make the news are clowns. The Heritage Foundation Project 2025 officials are the vanguard of the real fascist movement.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

Mad King Trump telling corporate America to cut their profit margin has the same chance of success as the king who commanded the waves to stop.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real trick is eating beans and not pooping for three days.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Move fast and break things: air traffic controller trainee edition

There needs to be a nationwide, unionized air traffic controller “consultant” business formed for when the shit hits the fan. Pay these people what they deserve to fix the disasters that will be caused by their ill treatment.

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