NeelixBiederman

We are in the 45th month of March 2020

This is what we have instead of health care, and boy do we have a lot of it

In the last ten years or so ..

American fascist body count (including mass shootings, vehicle incidents): thousands

Antifascist body count: idk like 3?

FBI:

WARNING, GORE

I'm kinda going through that with house plants

No war but star wars

You know what, let's draw up a chunk of the US somewhere, call it New Israel, and move all the Israelis there and leave Palestine alone

"free speech" is a thought-terminating cliche for people too lazy to come up with a real argument or plan to stop fascist rhetoric.

I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

This is also how I am with customer rewards points.

"Hmm, I have enough to cover today's slice of pizza, but if I save up, I'll have enough for an entire pizza in five years"