[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 79 points 1 week ago

Virginity isn't real. It's a label used to shame women by its absence and men by its presence, but doesn't say anything useful about a person.

For you, you're still young. Barely done growing, biologically. Your life isn't over, it's just now beginning.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 82 points 1 week ago

The good guys are the humanitarian aid workers risking their lives bringing food and medical care into the region.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 78 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm sure you're perfectly nice as a friend, but I'm not looking for a friend. I like to keep my work and private life separate, and I'll thank you to do the same around me. Don't think I dislike you; but for me, personal chat is an unwelcome distraction."

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 89 points 3 weeks ago

I downvote anyone complaining about downvote out of principle.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 77 points 1 month ago

Cuddling is blanket-agnostic, but requires a partner.

Snuggling can be done solo or with others, but requires a blanket.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 99 points 1 month ago

If your goal is to avoid that, and you look 21 permanently a la Highlander, you probably want to get new one every thirty years or so, starting over as a "runaway teen" or "refugee" who lacks identity documents with a nominal age of fifteen.

Or just commit identity theft. That one you could probably do once a decade, or more; just keep a running file of unsolved disappearances of children and teens and pull another one out whenever the age more-or-less fits.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 95 points 1 month ago

When I feel bad emotionally, I clean. I do the nastiest, most unpleasant jobs; since I'm gonna be miserable no matter what, I might as well get some use out of it.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 102 points 1 month ago

perambulation is a good one. My morning walk isn't quite grand enough to be called a 'constitutional'; nor scenic and leisurely enough to be called a 'stroll'; nor yet social enough to be called a 'promenade'; 'perambulation' is just the ticket.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 78 points 2 months ago

It's actively trying to smother other wikis

It's full of ads and trackers

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 93 points 2 months ago

is everyone ~~in hexbear~~ insane?

Yes.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 70 points 2 months ago

Only by gov't-licensed necromancers, otherwise there's a risk of witness tampering.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 81 points 11 months ago

I'm a waitress. As long as you're not making a mess, and you're keeping company with people who are patronizing the establishment, you're fine. You said you're filling your own water bottle? Sounds like you're making no additional work for the service staff, so don't worry about it.

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