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"Lacking", Tom said without meaning. (midwest.social)
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"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently. (midwest.social)
submitted 5 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed. (midwest.social)
submitted 6 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly. (midwest.social)
submitted 7 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely. (lemmy.ml)
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"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection. (midwest.social)
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"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person. (midwest.social)
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"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case. (midwest.social)
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"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously. (midwest.social)
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"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically. (midwest.social)
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"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently. (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract. (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony. (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed. (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom. (midwest.social)
submitted 10 months ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculated (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out. (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly. (midwest.social)
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"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago by funwiththoughts@midwest.social to c/tomswifty@midwest.social
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