NotErisma

The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

>Onyx + MySQL

>Onix the rocky lad

i dunno

got as progressive as they did.

Yeah the indigenous people of this land would like to have a word.

Aww don't you like beep boop pig poop balls version 69?

So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

>I just discovered your username is also an emoji

>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

: "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

: "Avocados aren't red"

I mean this ghoul is just saying the quiet part out loud. Realistically, every CEO thinks like this.

>unmicrowave

I'm laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can't unmicrowave this post

Bexbear: helthcare pls

Lemmy: oh fuck they want us to become republicans