Panamalt

joined 1 month ago
[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Offroading.

Like, I just want to spend too much money breaking my truck to go play in the mud or camping in the middle of nowhere on the weekend, not throw massive alcohol fueled frat parties in the desert and annihilate the environment in my jacked-up, curb princess of a Ram covered in a thousand miniature suns and "~~Don't tread on me~~ Please tread on me, daddy" stickers

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It's just so nice of the Orange Cunt to support his ~~puppet 'master'~~ best friend like that

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

actually, maybe that's more terrifying if everyone just let's this voyage happen thinking it's just a bunch idiots about to kill themselves.

. . . and then something survives anyway

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck would I do that

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Breaking up in the atmosphere (any atmosphere) typically involves a large amount of heat, those cultists might be a little disappointed in their dead bacteria

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, that'll fix it

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many times have impeached the Orange Cunt again? At this point they are about as meaningful as XBox achievments

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Must be something wrong my Linux systems then, with their sparkling clean home directories

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I am asleep a 21:00 like clockwork, so WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK AM I WIDE AWAKE AT 23:00!!! Fuck you brain, you stupid loud, anxiety riddled bitch

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

People are butthurt because literally the only evidence you've used to support your claim so far is "trust me bro"

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

People lie with words all the time, but their body language always tells the real truth if you learn to listen

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