This Wiki-page is mostly about the brain, not the rest of the body. But you are right that there is a close relation between body and brain. Following article explains some dependencies. https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/brx2.43

Also, monkeys are forced to get the last coconuts off the trees. Animals basically used as slaves.

It's just the creation of particles with an ultra-short lifespan, which then decay into other particles. Only there are more of this type than expected, but still within the tolerance of what the theory predicts. Additional tests are needed to say anything conclusive. That's just what they normally like to do at CERN, they're quite good at it. They also started the world wide web, back in the day.

This isn't about catfood, it's about moderation.

You left out eradication from climate change or biodiversity loss. Not instant, but an even less zero chance. Quite likely, in fact.

We can currently choose between:

• climate change causing drought, heat, rain, flooding and storms with hail or tornados;
• biodiversity loss preventing pollinating our food and capturing carbon (see climate change);
• nuclear war in a politically unstable world;
• tyrannic forms of government threatening our freedom;
• underpaid slave labour in a capitalistic society, also threatening our freedom;
• no way to divert that incoming meteor;
• business as usual causing the next pandemic;
• more old than young people leading to less care and less work altogether;
• AI taking over the world;
• any mix of the above leading to a collapse of society. Feel free to expand.

Just go eat plant-based all together, so we won't have these problems that endanger the existence of life on our planet. Including humans.

Where are their muskets?

Veganism is good for climate, biodiversity, health and animal welfare. We really don't need to eat animals or animal products to have good meal and live a happy life. The good thing is that humans are omnivores, with a free choice of what to eat. Please choose wisely, not only for your own mental and physical health, but also for others, living now as well as in years to come.

Can't imagine that extraterrestrial aliens would be more weird than what is population our oceans.

When only the bad things of something are reported it is biased by default. Better to have a more balanced story, which will probably be more boring because of that. A lot of people would then not be interested anymore because of the lack of controversy.

Too bad the police and politicians do not recognise the threat that the warming climate is bringing. Now they're just locking up the messenger, equivalent to putting fingers in your ears. And then getting angry when concerned people take those fingers out. Hopefully this protest movement will grow, so that their voice can no longer be neglected.