PixTupy

But I need to pee and don't feel like getting up :(

People these days... Always on their newspapers.

I can believe it. Done that with YouTube videos before. Since English is not my first language, I just thought my English comprehension was just off that day.

"Damn, these Americans speak too fast", until I noticed.

It's not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are "controlling the farts".

Wow, that is dark if that's the case.

Like "What we do in the shadows" series? That's exactly who I thought of too.

Yes. You need all the military on the side of the people.

Oh yeah, definetely, it's too cute.

We got a chair in the kitchen we started announcing as the sniffing station, cause she sits there every time we come from grocery shopping and waits to be allowed to sniff things. So now if we say "sniffing station everybody!" she runs to it and waits for new things to sniff.

I read lava cakes and was very confused for a second.

Not gonna lie, they're pretty sexy.

So to you, the only way for a man to feel empathy for women, is if they are "somewhat transfem"...

You need to meet better men.