PlainSimpleGarak

joined 7 months ago
[–] PlainSimpleGarak 13 points 4 months ago

Hi! My name is Bob Kelso, and I like whores. Now, why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 0 points 4 months ago

No! Doom! Only doom! People no celebrate! Only fear boogie man!

[–] PlainSimpleGarak -1 points 4 months ago

That term was watered down several years ago. Which is sad, because it's supposed to be impactful and mean something when heard. Now it's a reactionary term for "thing/person I don't like". I know we'll return to normalcy eventually, but damn, it's taking a long time.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 3 points 4 months ago

Dr. Phlox knew how to take care of his patients.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"I'm cold"

"here, use this glitter blanket"

"the fuck?"

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 12 points 4 months ago

Don't be fooled by those big ol' socialist bone titties.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 0 points 4 months ago

Finally, a fucking sense of humor. Like finding a golden ticket in a candy bar.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

By "here" do you mean Lemmy? And the suns are just complaining? Because if so then yes, I agree.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 1 points 4 months ago

Medium, of course. Anyone who wants it medium well or well done, we ask them to leave, politely.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 12 points 4 months ago

Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 3 points 4 months ago

Right? Fuck that guy. That's his problem, not mine.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak 1 points 4 months ago

The first Sonic game. At the main screen, up, down, left, right, hold A, press start. You could jump to the final zone, if you were so inclined.

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