Apps I can't handle websites on my phone

Oh no

I don't live in America

Dude I just do warehouse. My brain can't do more than that... Somewhere in Europe

Bruce is senile, can't be trusted

I feel like the NES version was better than the SNES one actually

I'm older than you and never had sex. Masturbation feels nice at first, then the amount of pleasure decreases once you get used to your hand.

Not at "one that got away story really " but... Middle school or early high school (I don't understand well your USA system), one girl asked me to be her bf (maybe as a joke idk), i did 180 and said bye, just wasn't into those things yet, only cared about watching Digimon and stuff. Typical nerd with thick glasses.

I always considered her physically unattractive but she was a sweet heart with everyone, soft spoken, her mom was a religion teacher at our school.

Anyways, next year, hormones were doing its job I guess, she looked the same ugly duckling for me, but she also... I dunno, like something was calling me towards her and I though many years later, even to this day "man, I should've said yes, even if it was a prank or a short thing".

She became the girlfriend of the only "jock" (for you Americans) of the class about 3 months after my "rejection".

Humiliating after a while.

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That's morbidly hilarious

Uber and stuff are for rich people. Taxis even worse, I'm doing this just to find a job