At first the person thought it was an earlier month, and upon looking at a calendar they realize that they also thought it was an earlier year.

Not sure exactly what you're asking, but usually servers are built in a way that several units can be stacked on top of each other in a rack, which makes it important that air comes in from the front and exits from the back. The smaller coolers then allow you to cram more GPUs next to each other since the higher heat density won't matter due to the airflow speed inside the case.

Meadows, parks, housing, literally anything besides an asphalt desert

Which hand exactly?

Tax them all the way to hell

What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

Coincidental but unrelated events

Walking around with a bag of onions in case you encounter a wild hot dog? Either way, could always precut it yourself before you go

So a security camera on wheels

If only that was the worst they did

It's the fault of the driver whether it's engaged or not

Certainly more often than many menus I have seen. Modern water resistant devices make it easy to just use soap and water. And if it is gross, at least it's my fault and I can do something about it on my own time (I probably wouldn't take a restaurant manu to the bathroom to wash it before I look at it).